Another week has passed and it is Friday again. The skylight guy came and we should have new skylights very soon! Yay!
The other night I was watching a couple of little ones for a friend. One of her boys loves combs. So my Mr. 7 had found a number of combs for her little one to carry around and play with. At one point during the evening, I found myself saying “We don’t comb our teeth, only our hair.” At which point my hubby and I both started laughing. It just sounded so silly. I am certain that as a young woman and even a new mother I never envisioned some of the completely ridiculous, hilarious, ludicrous and just plain wrong phrases that come out of a mother’s (or father’s) mouth. Here are some of my favorites
“We don’t put catfood in the butter.”
“You may not put your brother in the fridge”
“Whose teeth marks are these?”
“Why is there bologna in the couch?”
“Is that a cheese slice in the vcr?”
“Don’t lick the piano”
“Stop kissing those worms”
“Fish cannot eat cheerios.”
“Beauty is pain, get used to it”
“Quit combing your hair with lettuce”
“I am sure you could make the air conditioner explode, but I would like you not to.”
“The baby is not a step stool, ottoman or recliner.”
“No chicks in the dryer”
“Don’t light paper airplanes on fire”
“No garden hoses in the house”
These are some of my own and a few from my siblings and friends that I remember that still crack me up.
Share some of yours and enjoy a few laughs this Friday!
Another good one!