It’s dicey over here. We’re in deep. It’s me against them. And they are crazy. Crazy and determined. Determined to make me crazy.
They’ll never take me alive.
They are pretending to nap….I’m on full alert. I’ve had to launch Operation Chore Threat, while simultaneously working Parental Involvement Op. Better known as: ‘Wait til your Father Gets home’, adapted for field use.
They won a major battle this morning. Captured the Linen Closet and decimated all they found. I played the fishstick card….but I’m afraid it was only a minor blow.
They attacked with a horrifying Diaper Drive…wreaking havoc with my laundry supplies and wipes munitions…
I countered with No video for naptime. We’ll see how it plays out.
I’m trying to regroup…get some reloading done…fresh troops are due to arrive in a couple of hours. I hope I can hold out that long.
Wish me well.
Signing off,
m
p.s. you didn’t see a thing…
Love you! 🙂
That was a funny one!