Busy busy as usual around here. Still running around with high school football, band, choir, etc. But here are some of my random questions–food for thought for the weekend.
Why do caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Why do coffins come with a lifetime guarantee?
Why do we wash up and scrub down?
If a person suffered from amnesia, and then was cured, would they remember that they forgot?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is that a good or a bad thing?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults seem to enjoy adultery?
If olive oil comes from olives and corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
How do you know when you’re out of invisible ink?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
What do you call male ladybugs?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn’t you see through everything and actually see nothing?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why, when an alarm turns itself on, do we say that it’s ‘going off’?
If you can’t drink and drive, why are there drive-through liquor stores?
Why does Bugs bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?
What would you use to dilute water?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?
If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?
You know how many packages say ‘Open here’ … What do you do if the package says, ‘Open somewhere else’?
If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity?
Have a good weekend. Don’t sweat the small stuff (it’s almost all small stuff). Live and laugh about it 🙂
Funny post! Thanks for the laughs 🙂