Do you ever feel like sometimes you’re leading some kind of crazy double life? Maybe it’s just me….
Maybe it’s just a multiple personality thing. Except, I’m the same person, just in different clothes, with different people, saying different things.
I have Daycare/Mom Maren. Dressed in jeans and t-shirts, baby on hip, surrounded by snacks, glue, bottles, and short people saying things like:
*Cheez-its go in your mouth, not her nose.*
and:
*He seems to like to put his head in dirt. Have you noticed that at home?*
I am Church Maren. Wearing a dress, carrying church luggage (books, lesson manual, scriptures, diaper bag) and trotting around the building saying things like:
*yes, I’ll substitute in Nursery again.”
and
*I’d be happy to say the prayer.*
I am Blogger Maren. At this moment, I’m attired similarly to Workout Maren, minus the footwear. I am hunched over my computer typing frantically before the doorbell rings or the phone rings, or someone poops. I am hoping like heck this turns out funny and secretly hoping this is the one that makes me famous and I get to meet Matt Lauer. And Kelly Ripa. I say things like:
*Does this sound funny to you?*
and
*How the H*(& to you even spell Hawaii???? ( btw, I think that may it….)*
I am Workout Maren. Sweats, big T-shirt, and running shoes covering my bod. Water bottle and earphones in hand. Up at the freaking crack of dawn to go run/elliptical/walk at the gym. I say things like:
*This (*&U^^$^*^( sucks!*
and
*(*&^&%&^%#$#!#$^&%$&%#!#&^*^^♣►-♪••♣♦•♣♠♦&*
(workout Maren has a sailor mouth)
Finally, we have one of my personal favorites:
Maren As Herself. This lovely girl is wearing heels (of course) and rocks a hip hair do. She’s got major big zebra print sunglasses and a super hot pink bag. She has a theme song, and a fun smile. Sometimes, she’s not totally by herself, but can be seen with a tall handsome guy she calls, babe. She says things like:
*hmmmm. I can’t decide between the black wedges, and the pink patent platforms.*
and
*I’ll have the salad, please, and could you bring me a diet Pepsi with a lime?*
Personal fave! I love that chick!
