I know, I know, nothing can really top Miss 3 biting the head right off Prince Charming, but I just have to mention this. MISS 3 EATS EVERYTHING (except food).
Ever since Maren wrote the hilarious post about karma bonking her on the head (https://marenshouse.com/wp-admin/post.php?post=2812&action=edit), I realize the same thing is happening to me, with Miss 3.
I am a non-animal lover. By that I mean to say, I don’t want pets EVER except the kind you don’t have to touch, like fish and our water turtle George. Even though we grew up with a great big loveable dog in our backyard, I am borderline dog hater. I have even been known to say something really evil, like “I wish dogs didn’t even exist.”
Sorry animal lovers. : (
Because I have said these rude things, karma is bonking me on the head with Miss 3.
You don’t want a cute little puppy piddling in every corner of your house??
Bonk!
Miss 3 piddles in every corner and more!
You don’t want a puppy chewing up every stick of furniture in your house?
Bonk! Bonk!
Miss 3 will not only chew up the furniture, but everything else as well.
She is my karma puppy.
And here’s a little proof:
See the nice kitchen chair.
See the nice kitchen chair with Karma Puppy bite marks all over it.
My kids carved their initials in my furniture, everywhere !