You’ll never, never, guess what I’m about to tell you. Never.
Pregnant?
Nope.
Moving?
Nope.
Divorce?
Nope.
Job?
Nope.
Blair going to Africa for a month?
Yuppers.
Ha! You thought I was going say “Nope.” You thought that Blair and Africa in the same sentence sounded silly and unbelievable. But, it’s true.
Blair knows a guy, is friends with this guy. This guy is going to Africa to work on an LDS temple. He said to Blair, “Wanna come to Africa with me, for free?”
Blair said, “Yup.”
There you go. I am jealous, and very surprised. Blair is going to have a passport, and a trip to another continent. Sheesh! How lucky can a guy get?
But, there are benefits to me, too.
1) I get the whole bed to myself for an entire month!
2) I can buy as many shoes and purses as I want with no one to stop me!
That totally makes it worth it, right?

Wowsers! There’s something I wouldn’t have expected. Good for him! Congrats!! 🙂
Wow! That *is* a surprise!!
And I thought MY news was big!! I hope he has a great experience!
Wow, that is so amazing! Can’t wait to hear some more details!
OH MY! Keep your girls close to help you out. He will have the experience of a lifetime.