Feel like doing any early Christmas shopping? My Dear Husband loves to start shopping in February. He is thinking that surely I know someone who would appreciate this gift:
http://www.perpetualkid.com/the-ex-voodoo-knife-set—red.aspx
Apparently it is a voodoo knife set for your kitchen.
It is made especially for the jilted to warn away future suitors, but I am thinking it would really get your point across to all kinds of people.
Terrible and hilarious, all at the same time.